Yes. That’s the term. More honey for the honey badgers. Who does sex like it’s going out of fashion? The only creature that has more sex is the field mouse – which keeps humping everything in sight, ignoring food, water, and rest; until it shrivels up and dies. Anyway, badger sounds a darned lot better than comparing your libido to a field mouse. So, remember, eat these and you will be going all night. While the music plays on … Englebert Humperdinck duets, huh?

1. HONEY

It had to be. To go like a honey badger, you had to have Honey as a starting kit aphrodisiac. It contains the chemical ‘boron’ (Bore on? Lol) that apparently regulates the male and female hormones and give you a shot of energy. It is also a natural product to boost your sex lives. The word ‘honeymoon’ comes from a drink called mead given to newlyweds.

2. PINE NUTS

Small in size but power packed, these nuts will power your nuts for sure. And leave your partner pining for more. Reason? The high levels of zinc that cause a surge in your genitalia. We always knew there was something about nuts.

3. THE COCO DE MER FRUIT & ITS LIQUEURS

Yes, these plants ooze sex. Available only in the exotic Seychelles Islands in the Indian Ocean, on the incredibly beautiful island of Praslin, they symbolize cohabitation. It is said that when Adam and Eve fell from Paradise to earth, Praslin was where God put them. And He made Heaven on earth for the first sinners. Hence, the myth that the Coco De Mer (or Coconut of the Water) male plant looks like a male phallus and the female fruit looks like a vagina. The fruit and drink from these make for good liqueurs, and uh, more sin on surf and sand.

4. FIGS

The fig looks like a sex object and its loaded antioxidants and potassium make you go hump-in-the-night. No wonder it’s referred to in context with Adam and Eve.

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5. OYSTERS

This poor little shellfish is far from selfish. If they’re not throwing their pearls before swine, they’re getting them swine aroused for sure. Mankind has long since known the Oyster to be a source of aphrodisiac, thanks mainly to their amino acids and heavy duty antioxidants. Yeah, these are the bullets that the sex pistols need.

6. ARUGULA, ARTICHOKES & AVOCADO

The three ‘A’s will give you straight ‘A’s in bed. Arugula for its dark leafy antioxidants. Avocado for its Vitamin E. And Artichokes for Vitamins and antioxidants. Combine it with a salad and it’s a recipe for a sex cocktail.

7. CHOCOLATE DRIPPING STRAWBERRIES

Strawberries seem like a bit of heaven. And the Vitamin C makes your blood flow like a Don again. Dip t into chocolate, especially dark chocolate, and you’ve got an aphro-bomb brewing. With its antioxidants, flavonoids, manganese, iron, magnesium, copper, fiber, etc (whew) will make your libido burst out. The levels of increased dopamine add to the sexual tension.

8. PUMPKIN SEEDS

Loaded is the word. With magnesium. Which in turn boosts testosterone levels and sparks desire. So munch away and watch those pumpkins rock. Halloween or no Halloween.

9. CHERRIES & POMEGRANATE

Cherries are A-C-E. Meaning they have the booster vitamins A, C, E. Also, Magnesium, Foliate, Potassium, Iron and the antioxidant Melatonin. Remember Jack Nicholson in ‘Witches of East wick’? He teaches Cher, Susan Sarandon, and Michelle Pfeiffer to bite the cherry and spit out the pits. The easiest way to lose a cherry is to eat one, eh Jack? As for Pom-Pom Pomegranate, they have the juice. Loaded with antioxidants, they will make you go gooey over gush again.

WILD CARDS:

ONIONS

Onions and garlic were long known to arouse carnal desires. That’s why certain cultures don’t allow their consumption to keep desires on a low key. But Onions have such strong antioxidants and minerals that you get a jingle in the jangle almost instantly. Try it, if you brush well right before (sex) and right after (an onion) that is.

RED HOT CHILLI PEPPER

Not the musician’s sillies. They are studs unto themselves. The actual lowly pepper and its seeds will stimulate your Endorphin until you’re bursting outta-the-door-sins, sigh. That’s what feels good hormones do. They make you feel up and down, and uh, good.

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